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Oh Heck Moments With Kids

Since having children, and the observation of how they are constantly learning , that once they can speak, sometimes that’s all they want to do they want to know everything, they speak their minds, they ask questions as that’s how they learn, it’s how we all learn. Sometimes we tend to forget however, their minds are still developing even when they can speak and whether you like it or not there are times  you just gotta sit back, have a bit of patience and go with it  and have a  laugh.

I Got Nothing Moments

Sometimes the questions they ask, and it always seems to be when you are really tired and at that moment you barely know your own name and you got nothing!

Why my sister left is handed and I’m right handed

Why do we all sound different with our voices?

How does the earth actually stay in the sky?

Why is the grass green and the mud brown?

Where do colours come from?

Who invented words and why?

Why is a cup called a cup and not a table?

Why was I born a boy and (sister) a girl? Did you choose that? How does that work?

And then the times you’re just “Oh heck” let the ground swallow me up please!

I was on holiday one time and having some cocktails as you do, kids were of course having the non-alcoholic ones but they looked the same and it was getting late in evening and you know when kids are tired they tend to get more hyper just before they crash as they fight it till the end, so I made a comment and said, “Better get kids to bed, I think they are a wee bit drunk.” It was a passing comment, nothing to it. In supermarket the few weeks later  and there was a holiday competition picture with cocktails, beaches etc and my son again, (Why do they get so vocal, think they know what they’re doing to be honest) but shouts, “Mammy, that reminds me of Majorca, remember when you got us all drunk!”

Another time when it was my birthday and my children always think I’m 100 years old no matter what, but was in shops and there was an elderly lady and he says , “You’re not as old as her though” and then proceeds to go up to her and asks her did she ever meet  T-Rex!

Daughter in shopping centre toilets -“Why do I have a willy on the inside,” and points at the brother, “and he has  one on the outside?”

Slight miscommunication of words- When I was out having something to eat with the kids and one thing I always love is watching the content face of kids as they savour every moment of their food as if it’s their last. Of course the place was busy and my daughter says to me, “Yum this is really good.” I smiled and said, “Yes, you look like you’re really enjoying it.” She pauses for a moment and gives me a very confused look. I start to worry and like all parents, those two seconds of fear can feel like a lifetime and  I’m thinking,  oh no, what’s wrong, is the food stuck in her mouth, help! She wasn’t choking and instead took a deep breath and at the top of her voices she yells, “Mammy, what are you talking about? I’m not still in your vagina!”

So as parents we have to learn at times you just gotta sit back and go with it, as it’s part of the wonderful journey. If anyone has any cringe worthy moments would love to hear from you.

 

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Why Art Is Important For Children’s Development

Curiosity is in the nature of children and so as soon they gain control over their limbs they are ready to explore the world. When the kids observe and imitate the world it helps in the development of their abilities and the connections in their brain gets stronger. This is the reason that we should let children get creative because it is the best form of exploration. While we focus on encouraging them to read and write, here we have a list of reasons that will help you understand why art is also important for Continue reading

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What Being a Mother Means

I was having another one of those days where I was rambling after a hectic day running back and forth with the kids, house being a complete mess and the only culinary delight I was capable of serving was a boiled egg. My friend said to me, “You make this whole parenting thing sound crazy, it’d be enough to put you off! Is there anything good about it?” I thought about that for a minute and I wasn’t too sure how to answer. All I could say was, “Ah, don’t mind me; It’s not as scary as I make it out. It has its good sides.” Continue reading

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Book Review. Help! I’m a Father, by Mark Hearn

This is a review of Help! I’m a Father, by Mark Hearn.  This book offers some great for tips advice on parenting and from a father’s point of view from birth to adult.

When I was pregnant with my first child I read all the standard books on parenting and I thought I had it all sussed until the actual reality set in. No one really told me about the actual little day to day events that will occur that I just wasn’t prepared for.

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Nights out after becoming a parent

So after weeks of meticulously planning a night out after a couple of years of having  two children and writing 101 lists for the baby sitter because of  course, she doesn’t know my kids the way I do, and more than likely she’ll ignore it all and give them the chocolates she’d been hiding in her pocket and let them stay up late to watch a movie, here’s the eye opening pros and cons of my night out.Fear

 

 

 

Arriving

Pro – We get to the pub and enjoy the weird experience of being able to talk at normal level voice and not listen out for any footsteps or movement.

Con – My nerves are gone as all I’m thinking of is the kids and hope they are not calling out for me.

Socialising

Pro – Nice to talk to new people and socialise

Con – Why does this person keep talking to me, I didn’t invite them into my company. How can I make them go away?

New people

Con – This person beside is dribbling and I don’t know how to stop it.

Pro – My child is doing that because he is growing teeth and that’s cool.

Art of conversation

Con – Why is this person slurring and I can’t understand the words from their mouth.

Pro – My child is learning to talk and I can teach them new words

Toilets

Con – The toilets have piss on the floor.

Pro – My child is in toilet training so that’s acceptable to be on the floor

Opposite sex

Con – Men grab your breast just random in a crowded place and think that’s OK.

Pro – Child grabs it because they are hungry.

Bouncers

Con – Bouncer won’t let me in to nightclub as not right sort and I look to old and not trendy enough.

Pro – Mammy, mammy, look at me jumping up and down on this bouncer you bought.

Fast food

Con – Why are the people in the chipper not swallowing food properly and spitting. Should I get them a bib in their size?

Pro – My child is learning to eat by themselves and it’s cute and bibs fit them.

Getting Home

Pro – I don’t have to drive and I can get a taxi.

Con – Have to listen to taxi man tell you that he knows everything and what I should do with my life!

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So that was my observation of my night out. How things have changed so much when before I was all about ‘what are we doing this weekend -‘what will I wear’, ‘who’s coming out,’ ‘will I meet someone?’  Why has my attitude changed to nights out,  Is it because I’m a parent or have I grown up or both ?

Does not going out on the town  mean you don’t have a social life?  My opinion is no.. I just have a different form of a social life..

So tonight I have my friends over to have a  good chat, few drinks and no one has to  stand in the cold waiting on a very informative taxi man to bring us home and also  I just couldn’t be arsed going out :-).

Children’s Books by Denise McCabe are available by clicking  here 

Email: denisekidsstories@gmail.com